There are several rumours circulating at the moment concerning Justin Bieber and his supposed love child with Mariah Yeater... all of which are incredibly disinteresting, mainly because he is an annoying douche and she is a whiny gold-digger. The purpose of this blog post is not to reveal to you the SHOCKING TRUTH that it is, in fact, Kim Kardashian carrying his unholy spawn or that Britany Spears is actually a zombie, or even that Kim Kardashian's ass has been enhanced using butt implants (made from endangered albino rhinos), but rather criticise and humiliate. If you have found this blog because you have googled "Kim Kardashian's ass", "Justin Bieber love child", or "Britany Spears zombie", then you need to get a life. Do something worthwhile with your pointless existence other than wasting it fawning over talentless 'celebrities'! By the way I use the word 'celebrities' here very liberally here... very, very liberally...
Now get back to work, you bums! Either that or log back on to Facebook and 'Like' something...
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